Category: Writers Block
If you NEVER checked out the “WACKY WEB TALES SITE,” here’s an example of what you could do there; I’m not sure of the ACTUAL WEB ADDRESS, so if you could get THAT info, that would be cool, but MEANWHILE, below is a “WACKY WEB TALE.” The concept of this is VERY SIMILAR to “MADLIBS.”
MADE-UP NAME: SNUFFELUPPAGETS; COLOR: PURPLE; COLOR: PURPLE; BODY PART (PLURAL): TESTICLES; BODY PART (PLURAL): OVARIES; SINGULAR NOUN: TOILET; PRESENT-TENSE VERB: TICKLE; PLURAL NOUN: CANNIBALS; LARGE NUMBER: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000; LARGE NUMBER: 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000; COUNTRY: TERREARIO; COUNTRY: BEDROCK; FOOD (PLURAL): CHIT'LIN'S; PLURAL NOUN: PAWS; FAVORITE SONG: MAMA, DON'T "WHUP" LITTLE BUFORD; ADJECTIVE: STUPID.
RESULT
An Odd Animal
The SNUFFELUPPAGETS is an animal that has PURPLE fur with PURPLE spots on its TESTICLES and OVARIES. Its tail is shaped like a(n) TOILET which it uses to
TICKLE CANNIBALS. An adult SNUFFELUPPAGETS may weigh more than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
pounds and stand over 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
feet high.
The SNUFFELUPPAGETS can be found only in TERREARIO and BEDROCK. Although its favorite food is CHIT'LIN'S, it also likes to eat PAWS. If you ever see a(n)
SNUFFELUPPAGETS, be sure not to ever sing “MAMA, DON'T "WHUP" LITTLE BUFORD.” That song makes it STUPID. Instead, give it a few CHIT'LIN'S and be on your
way.
Now, ADMITTEDLY, since I was at the library YESTERDAY, and I had JUST FINISHED writing an EXTREMELY LONG LETTER to print out and give to someone, I was REALLY "CRAMMING, since it was EXTREMELY NEARLY CLOSING TIME, and EVERY LESS-THAN-SECOND COUNTED, as I was CERTAINLY afraid that I would've SLOPPILY posted this message, but HOPEFULLY, it WASN'T done that way--at least, when I DID re-read, which I'll do AGAIN, since I have time, although I'm using ANOTHER public computer, so time's STILL LIMITED, but for NOW, I'm COMPLETELY SAFE, and it's JUST MORE-THAN-ENOUGH TIME for yet, MORE "WACKY WEB TALES," and as I said YESTERDAY, if you're familiar with "MADLIBS," after having read the FIRST example, you'll DEFINITELY have the jist of it (what the hell is a "JIST, anyway?).
Now, how I get to the "WACKY WEB TALES" lynk is to go to GOOGLE, type "WACKY WEB TALES," then, for my other JAWS-using piers, you could either "lynks-highlight" with F7, along with typing "W," until you get to the lynk, as well as ALL OTHERS, who would need to do what YOU do, including my mouse-using piers, then you'd click, then navigate to the choices, pick one, and OFF YOU GO!
MEANWHILE, I'M gonna have fun RIGHT HERE, as I involve YOU, so without ANY FURTHER DELAY:
IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH: I found the web address to "WACKY WEB TALES," which is www.eduplace.com, so you DON'T have to "GOOGLE (or otherwise)" for it, if you don't want to.
The name of THIS upcoming "WACKY WEB TALE" is "MEET THE ANIMALS."
YOUR NAME: TERRANCE; SILLY NAME: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ; ANIMAL (SINGULAR) MONSTER; ADJECTIVE: CARNIVOROUS; PRESENT-TENSE VERB: DEVOURS; PRESENT-TENSE VERB: BITES; ADJECTIVE: PHANTOMABLE; ANIMAL (SINGULAR): UNICORN; MAGAZINE: "MATILDA ZIEGLER"; GREETING: "YO, WHAT UP, DUDE?!; FOOD (PLURAL): PORK RIBS, COLLARED GREENS, CANDIED YAMS, 'TATER SALAD, CORN BREAD, MAC&CHEESE, SWEET POTATO PIE, PEACH COBBLER, AND WHATNOT; ADJECTIVE: GREEDY; ADJECTIVE: WILD; ADJECTIVE: INHALES; COUNTRY: CROOKLYN.
RESULT
TERRANCE: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am TERRANCE and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our
first guest is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ MONSTER. Mr. MONSTER, please tell us about a day at the zoo.
MONSTER: Well, TERRANCE, I have many CARNIVOROUS days here at the zoo. The most CARNIVOROUS days are the ones when I get to DEVOURS with my friend Babs
Boone. We BITES all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make PHANTOMABLE faces at the people and watch their reactions.
TERRANCE: Thank you, Mr. MONSTER. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous UNICORN who has
been seen on the covers of and "MATILDA ZIEGLER". Hello, Ms. Phant.
Elle: "YO, WHAT UP, DUDE?!. How do I look today? Come, share some PORK RIBS, COLLARED GREENS, CANDIED YAMS, 'TATER SALAD, CORN BREAD, MAC&CHEESE, SWEET
POTATO PIE, PEACH COBBLER, AND WHATNOT with me. Do I look GREEDY to you?
TERRANCE: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look WILD.
Elle: Thank you. I have to INHALES now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to CROOKLYN.
TERRANCE: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been TERRANCE reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.
Just as an FYI, YOU could join in on the fun, adding YOUR "WACKY WEB TALES" to this topic, as WELL. I don't know if I have time for ONE MORE or NOT, so to be on the SAFE SIDE, since I wanna see if there are any WOMEN online to QN with, I'm gonna take a "PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE (whatever the "CAUSE" might BE)," and come back with MORE "WACKY WEB TALES" later. Until THEN, every day's your birthday, except the day you were born, because Mr. Stuppenfeffer said so.
Well, I'll see how far I get with this NEXT "WACKY WEB TALE," which
are "TONGUE TWISTERS":
ADJECTIVE, BEGINNING WITH "S": STUPID; ANIMAL (SINGULAR, BEGINNING WITH "S": SNAKE; PAST-TENSE VERB: SHAT; ADVERB: SHITTILY; SINGULAR NOUN, BEGINNING WITH "S": SHOT; ADJECTIVE, BEGINNING WITH "H": HUMUNGASIZED; ADJECTIVE, BEGINNING WITH "H": HUNGRIFIED; SINGULAR NOUN, BEGINNING WITH "H": HOOF; PAST-TENSE VERB, BEGINNING WITH "H": HITCHED; ADJECTIVE, BEGINNING WITH "H": HUNGRIFIED; SINGULAR NOUN, BEGINNING WITH "H": HEAD.
RESULT
Say each one ten times fast!
The S Twister
A STUPID SNAKE SHAT SHITTILY on the SHOT.
The H Twister
The HUMUNGASIZED, HUNGRIFIED HOOF HITCHED with a huge, HUNGRIFIED HEAD.